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This guy thinks it would be funny if someone did this: "You can also have some real fun by taking their email address: BushCheney04@GeorgeWBush.com, and subscribing it to every possible spam site you can find." Hrm. Okay, fair enough. Wouldn't it be funny hardee-har-har if someone subscribed HIM to every possible spam site around? Bet he won't think it's funny then will he? I myself am not going to take time to do it, but if the rest of you have some time on your hands, I say go for it. His e-mail is right there on the right hand side of his site.

For those interested, that quote is from the aptly titled Not Geniuses site. They're the ones I posted about yesterday and the same ones that North Georgia Dogma posted on this past Wednesday. And people ask me why I'm no longer a Democrat. Ha!

Oh and while you're at it, why don't you hop over here and donate a few bucks to the GOP. Or here to donate to the Bush campaign.

Or maybe you can visit Democrats In Depth to learn the truth about those crazy Democrats.

If you don't do anything else today though, take the time to go here and register to vote. It's our right, don't take it for granted. You can sit there and bitch all you want about the President or the government or whatever, but if you didn't exercise your right to vote, then it's your own fault. It takes only a few minutes to register. Do it!

And finally, a hat tip to The Blacklist for adding me to The-Blacklist Society Roll Of Honor. If you haven't visited the site yet, go now. It's got bite, I like that in a blog.

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see, I really love your peaches, wannna shake your tree...

Despite the fact that I've got the headache from he-double l-hockey sticks, I'm in a delightful mood. Must have something to do with it being Friday and all. Me likes Fridays. ;)

1. When was the last time you laughed?
About five minutes ago. I was reading a couple of liberal sites and just couldn't help myself. Apparently they're going to "Flood the Zone", which is a rather childish "scheme for sabotaging the new GWB2004 web action center and, hopefully, driving the Bushies out of the web organizing business for good" or so one of the sites says. These people really have nothing better to do do they? While the rest of us are living normal lives and enjoying ourselves, these little nutbags are meeting in tree houses on Friday nights planning the downfall of "the man". *throws up middle finger* Grow up losers. Move out of your parent's house, cut your hair, get a real job, become a productive member of society, and stop being a useless piece of crap.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?
That would be my husband. I can't remember what for, even though it was yesterday morning. *scratches head*

3. Who was the last person you emailed?
My buddy Riika, who I haven't spoken to in weeks. It's my own fault though. Work has kept me busy and then stupid YIM went out on me. I'm losing all of my online friends due to my busy life. I never get to chat with anyone anymore! It's so sad really. This time last summer we *our little clique* were having nightly seven hour chats and we were all close. Then 'something' happened and everyone just sort of stopped talking. Most of us still talk, though not regularly, but there are a couple or so that have just stopped talking to the rest of us full stop. Gah, I'm going into the past. Must stop. You really don't want to hear this, do you? Didn't think so. It's just that I miss everyone sometimes.

4. When was the last time you bathed?
About 2:30PM today. I soaked in a lavender bath salt/moisturizing cream mixture for 20 minutes. I smell like a fresh-plucked flower and I feel as soft as a rose petal. Want a feel?

5. What was the last thing you ate?
I cooked myself a double cheeseburger today for lunch. I didn't have any veggies to put on it, which sucks. Can't have a good cheeseburger without onion, pickle, lettuce and tomato. I made up for them though with the extra cheese. I could have a heart attack at any moment.

Because I love you guys so much, I'm going to give you some goodies. Both are favorites of my youth. One you've heard of and the other you probably haven't. Both songs kick ass. You have until midnight to download these though because I'll delete them from my server at that time. I wonder what takes up more bandwidth...streaming music or letting people save it from my server? Can anyone tell me pweeze. :)

Remember kiddies DO NOT STREAM THIS! You right click the link and save target as. It's that simple. If I find that people are streaming this, I'll password protect the downloads or stop them altogether. Don't ruin it for everyone k?

I've added some new tutorials to the site and have updated some pages, so why don't you check out the links to the left.

And on that, have a great Friday night! I'm getting ready to grocery shop. Expect more posting later!

Lord, what did I just say about stupid internet drama? Seems that someone or some people got their panties in a wad because Adam was winning the Sexiest Male Blogger contest and they sent some mail to the webmistress demanding a new poll. For fuck's sake people, this is NOT the Miss America Pageant! Get over it. So now there's a new poll up and we all have to vote again. I think this is fucking ridiculous. This is nothing towards the webmistress, because she's a really cool and sweet gal, but I would've told them to get bent. Adam was winning, that makes him the winner in the eyes of the voters. It's so stupid that some idiots that got their feelings hurt because their guy wasn't winning and have turned this into the internet's version of Election 2000. They need to leave Alice alone, stop e-mailing her, and move on.

Well now that the SFB contest is over, I can get back to more important things, like bitching. I bet ya missed that didn't you? Speaking of, I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. Yeah, I didn't win, but tis cool. I'm happy with 5th place. *adjusts tiara* And for those who read this blog and thought "OMG, she's obsessed with winning that silly contest", I'm flipping you off. I knew I wasn't going to win you tits, but it was still nice to play along. Don't take everything on this site so seriously. I think I'll quote myself from this post over at TBOTCOTW:

I can't, for the life of me, understand what the huge controversy is about. It's a stupid contest for fuck's sake. It's all in fun. Anyone who takes this sort of thing seriously should get their head examined. The ones, myself included, taking part in it and campaigning to win, are just trying to beat the summer posting slump that seems to have taken over the blogsphere. Something to do. So chill...and enjoy. That's the point. :)

The Accidental Jedi reached a milestone yesterday, with the 4,000th visit to his site. And it was made by yours truly. So congrats! :)

While searching my site statistics, I found some really interesting sites linking to me. Howz about going over and checking them out?

Gangstories: This is a pretty intense site, but that's a good thing. The name says it all.

Half of the hits I get anymore are coming from this single page over at the now defunt Page 3 Girls site. Okay, so I see my link, but I can't figure out why so many people are coming from that single page. It's crazy. Oh and don't click that link if you're underage, because there is some severe boobage and la-la coming out of it.

Yaser.org: Another site that I'm getting traffic from, but yet I can't find a link. I'm starting to think that it may have something to do with BlogSnob.

Autopsy Report: Ew!!! How the hell did I get linked from a site about autopsy. There are ACTUAL autopsy photos people! Such as this little gem: Blonde on the Slab. *gags*

Okay, so I have this HUGE rant I'm typing up about illegal immigrants and the 10 Commandments issue in Alabama. I promise to post them up later. Oh and in case you haven't noticed, I'm moving the blog over to the splash page. So if you have a blogroll, please update the link to: http://www.dizzy-girl.net. If you don't edit the url, the pings won't work for you and you'll never know when my site has been updated. So take a few seconds to do that please. I really don't see the use in having a stupid splash page. Most of the time it just pisses people off.

You wanna know what really pisses me off? Rude people on the internet. Anymore you can't go to a site or a message board without someone deciding to taking an innocent comment and make something out of it. Twist it around to where it looks like you've said something out of the way to them. Try to make you look like a dumbshit or something. There's no excuse for people being such nasty son-of-a-bitches. Take the fucking compliment and be happy that someone was nice enough to give it. If you find a flaw in it, that's your own issue. But don't make someone feel like shit when all they've done is pay you a nice word or two. Don't bust someone's balls because they took the time out to say 'congrats' or 'nice job'. Treat people on the internet like you would as if they were right in front of you. And if this is how you treat people everyday in real life, you need a fucking attitude adjustment. And please, don't try to do this to me because I will cuss you out. When I say 'great going' and I leave Mr. Smiley ;) behind it, you'd better take that compliment and eat it up because if you say something rude about it, you'll get told off. I don't have to deal with 'internet drama'. I have enough REAL LIFE drama thank you very fucking much.

So the lesson for today kiddies: Take the fucking compliment and shut the hell up.

This layout is scaring me a bit so I'm going to redo it. To tell you the truth I only put it up to win that silly Sexiest Female Blogger contest.....damnit.

...but Adam isn't! He's made it to the final rounds of the Sexiest Male Blogger contest. It's your duty as a Dizzy Girl reader to vote for him. It's nice to know that one of my many nominations made it to the end.

To make this interesting, I have something for you. If Adam wins, I'll create one free layout for everyone who voted for him. It may take me a million years, but I'll do it. If you don't want a layout, I'll make you some site buttons. You MUST show me a screencap of your vote for him though!

[UPDATE: 2:53PM]
The poll is lowing down my site, so I'm taking it off and linking it instead. Sorry about that, but dang. I've got a cable modem and when it takes 30 seconds to load here, something is wrong.

Also, someone used the contact form and sent me an e-mail. You didn't fill out your name or e-mail so I don't know who you are. Please leave a comment here so I contact you.

And oh yeah, I have some new wallpapers up, so head over to the gallery and pick you up some. You have to register to download them. :)

Thought it's not official yet, I think it's clear that Emma is going to win this thing. Never in my life have I seen such a comeback of epic proportions. She just came out of nowhere and kicked our asses from here to Sunday and back. You go girl. Congrats to ya.

While I'm saddened that I didn't win the most coveted #1 spot, I suppose it could be worse. I mean, I could be dead last. That would so incredibly suck.

Okay, next year I'm taking this bad boy. And hello, shouldn't the top 5 get little tiaras?

Getting.My.Ass.Kicked.Royally.
24.Hours.Left.
On.Hands.And.Knees.Begging.For.Votes.

Okay, so I gave you one mp3 yesterday. Today I'm giving you two. I've had a few requests for "Wicked Games" so I'm giving you guys the opportunity to download it here for the next 24 hours. After then, both mp3's will be deleted from my server. Everyone who downloads these mp3's has to vote for me. If I find that you haven't, I'll string you up by your toenails and beat you with a wet towel about the bottom area.

And for the love of gosh, please right click and save target as when you download these mp3's.

And as an extra initiative, I'm doing free layouts. Now I will NOT be setting up any sort of blogging tool for you, I will ONLY be doing a layout. I will provide link buttons and the css file for you. I will NOT set it up for you, but I will help if you're having trouble. You have to prove that you've voted for me though. That will require a screencap of when you vote. Just press the prtscr button on your keyboard and save the image and e-mail it to me at Nothfnatic@hotmail.com. Please put "CONTEST SCREENCAP" in the subject line or it will be deleted.

Hand me a nice cold glass of tea will ya and don't skimp me on the damn ice!

I don't want to hear any bitchin' about this. It's my hell, so leave it alone damnit.

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, General asshats, Half of Canada
Circle I Limbo

Bill Clinton, Qusay Hussein
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks, Goths
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The State of California
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Militant Vegans, Hillary Clinton
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists, NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

France, Al Franken, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson
Circle VII Burning Sands

Uday Hussein, Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Democrats, NAACP, Michael Moore, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Okay, I've got two days to gain 200 votes in the Sexiest Female Blogger Contest . Can I do it? I sure as hell hope so! I'm asking for as much help as I can in getting the votes. If you have a site, I'd LOVE it if you'd link to the poll and to this site. Wouldn't it be wonderful if this Georgia Peach-Conservative-Republican-Alias Fan-Ueber Intelligent-Hot Momma won? I've been campaigning my little ass off all week damnit. I want this! Two days people...two days. Grab your pom-poms and let's get this thang on. There's work to be done, people to brainwash, and sexy things to do. Mush-mush!

In hopes of gaining some suck-up votes, here's an mp3 for you all. Remember, right click and save target as. I'll remove it in 24 hours so get it while it's hot!

I've also changed the song of the day. It's one of my all-time favorite songs in the world and was recommended by Ms. Annmarie. She must've been reading my mind because I had it planned as the song of the day already. :)

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On a side note, this is a little disturbing. I was going for Connecticut or Georgia. Oh well...

As you all know, I've been streaming a sexy song every day that the Sexiest Female Blogger contest has been going. And now, I'm running out of sexy songs. I'm cool for the next few days, but I need some suggestions. What's your list of favorite sexy songs?

[UPDATE: 8:14PM]
Okay, so Adam won today with over 46% of the votes. Go you go you! Congrats. Score one for Team Adam.

Now, one of the other fellas I nominated, Jaboobie, is in the final poll. So is Acidman. While I love Acidman, I'm going to have to throw my vote out to Jaboobie. I did nominate him and all. I want to see him make it to the final poll. So everyone, please go here and vote for him.

I'm trying to figure out who I'm going to vote for if both Adam and Jaboobie make it to the final poll. They'd better start brown-nosing now to sway my vote. ;)

Your mission for today is not to vote for me, but vote for my fellas. Two of my nominations have made the poll for today. So go vote for one of these guys! Do it I say. They deserve it for being sex-shee, sex-shee men.

Adam: Single Southern Guy
Why should you vote for him? He's intelligent for one. Oh and he's damn sexy too.

Kin: Kin's Kouch
Why should you vote for him? He's a huge flirt, which I like. Oh and then there's the whole toe sucking thing. I'm going to take his word for that. ;)

*whispers*
Okay, so I said not to vote for me for me for Sexiest Female Blogger. I wasn't going to beg today, but I just noticed that I'm getting my ass whipped pretty bad. I'm no longer in the top 5. VERY important I stay in the top 5.

The music of your affection
surrounds the air I breathe
The wonder of your passion
My soul will never leave

Within my heart it glides
As we dance the dance of love
These moments with you
I could never have too many of

Your kiss to me tonight
Soft as an angels wing
Came out through my lips
In this verse I sing

I know your out there waiting
I hear your voice away so far
And the beauty of your words
The distance cannot mar

Our bond it only strengthens
And as the nights go by
I feel your arms around me
As I gaze up to the sky

The smile upon my lips
It will surely never die
As im waiting here for you
Untill your by my side

And for those of you who can no longer view my site at work or home, I'm setting up another layout just for you guys. You can find it here: http://dizzy-girl.net/other.html. It's very plain, but it'll do. Don't want anyone to get into trouble or anything. :)

I know you're sitting there thinking "Dude...hot layout!", and I agree, it is hot. The inspiration for it was Jason. You see, Jason starts an actual police job today. That's right, he's been hired on by an agency! He's now a bonafide grade-A poe-leese man. Saying that I'm proud of him would be an understatement, what I'm feeling right now is more than that. So Jason, this layout is for you hunny-bunny. Enjoy! :)

The latest stats for the Sexiest Female Blogger Contest show me holding steady at...get this now...#4!!!! I can't tell you how surprised I am. I went to work yesterday at 2PM and came back at 1AM this morning and found that I had jumped from #17 to the top five. I'm feeling incredibly good right now. My sexiness is being confirmed. At this point, I want to win this thing. I'm certainly campaigning more than most of the other nominees. But even if I don't win, I'm cool with it. Tis just a silly internet contest, nothing to get worked up over. My life isn't going to end if I don't win. I'll be happy in the top five, hell even the top 10.

I'm asking that if you have a blog and you've voted for me, please drop a line in the comments section of one of the Sexiest Female Blogger posts. I'll link you if I haven't already. *blows kisses to all*

You make me love the rain�
Because we danced a slow romance
While tears of sky trickled down upon my face.
No tune, just slick puddled beats on love's song;
And in the rain I prayed to you
And tasted of your bursting candied tang.
I love the rain.
You rained. It rained,
And flowed deeply my raspberry rain
Pouring, fleeting, weeping, my body
Onto your steamy backseat, while fell the rain:
The sweetest pain.
You make me love the rain.

Johnny Cash reminds me of my Dad. The attitude, the sideburns, the face. In fact, looking at them you'd think they were brothers. I remember the first time I heard this song. I must've been around 5 years old. My Dad pulled the record out of a box and turned the volume up way loud. My Dad, a man who never took pleasure in much of anything besides women and a good honky tonk, grinned from ear to ear as he listened to the song. I think in some weird way he could relate to it. My Dad was a scrapper, a guy who never backed down from a fight and was usually the one starting it. The years he spent in the military made him the hard sort and I think he took some sort of pleasure in busting a guy's head open. I know, I'm making no sense. Most of you are scratching your heads going "What the fuck is Gennie talking about??" Hell if I know. All I have to say is this...Johnny Cash is a badass. My Dad was a badass. This song is badass. I can't listen to this song without thinking of my Dad and how cool he was smoking his cigarette in our living room, tapping his foot, and mouthing the words to this song. Listen and enjoy.

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

I just checked the stats for the Sexiest Female Blogger contest and I'm up to #8. Wow!!! You guys are doing a really great job voting. Once again, thanks to everyone that took the time to vote for me. I give you all virtual hugs, kisses, and tush pinches.

Matt, the owner of The Blog of the Century of the Week, is getting some flack over the contest. Some are saying that it's sexist and that it's yet another example of the pigs judging women on their looks. Believe me honey, if that were the case, I wouldn't even be on the damned list. I'm CERTAINLY NOT the most attractive female alive. Remember people, it's all in fun. That's right, fun. You know what fun is don't you? It's that thing you do that makes you laugh and smile. You should try laughing and smiling. It's good for you. Going through life with a sour face/outlook on life is so unattractive. So yeah, it's a stupid contest, don't read too much into it.

Woke up this morning to a beautiful Sunday morning in Savannah. The sun was shining brightly through my windows and the sky was a clear blue. The rains from the previous night created a glow on the green grass in our yards. The sand on the ground was damp between my toes as I took a quick walk across the drive. There's a fresh morning smell lingering in the air. I wouldn't trade where I'm at right now for anything in the world. Have a great Sunday, wherever you are.