Note: This is not directed toward my good friends on the left who voted for Kerry, so please try not to take it so personally. Just let me have my fun. You know this is not directed towards any of you. *hugs*

So many right-wing bloggers are going the nice route and have decided not to gloat. Well, fuck that! I'm gloating damnit and I don't care. If Kerry had won, every left-wing blog would be rubbing our faces in it like a puppy who shit on the carpet. So take the high road my fellow right-wing bloggers. As for me, I'm going to gloat my ass off!

Michael Moore: Fuck you...fuck you...FA-UCK YA-OO!!! Fuck you you piece of human filth. 58 million Americans think you and your movie are full of shit. Please do us all a favor and move out of the country.

Hollyweird: America sent you a message last night, wanna know what it said? It said that we don't give a shit about you and your opinions. Your endorsements mean crap to us. Stop pretending like you're better than us and smarter than us. You fucked up big time. You've exposed yourselves for what you really are: anti-American tin-foilers. I've got a running list of you bitches and I promise you that I will NEVER give you another red cent. Please do us all a favor and make good on your promise to leave the country. We've been waiting for four years already. If you need help packing or anything, let us know, we'll be MORE than happy to help you get the hell out of this country that you hate so much.

Dixie Chicks: *snorts* Good luck with that whole rock thing.

DUMBocratic Underground: NOTHING gives me more pleasure than gloating to all of you crazy motherfuckers. I've had to put up with your stupid shit for four years now. I am officially vindicated bitches! All of this talk about "This is what we're going to do to Conservatives when Kerry wins" and "Republicans are Nazis!" really came back to bite you in the ass didn't it? We exposed your silly/threatening/crazy posts. We let the world know what you REALLY stand for. You've been owned bitches.

A Few Lefty Bloggers: This is me shoving my finger in the face of Kos, Oliver Willis, and Atrios and going "HA!!!" Stings, doesn't it? I've gritted my teeth and put up with the snide comments and name-calling that's been directed towards the right. I've endured your comparisons of our President to a chimp and a retard. Well that retarded chimp beat Kerry's ass, didn't he? I've read your cold-hearted comments regarding murdered American contractors. Not that the three bloggers mentioned here were the only ones talking trash. This goes for every lefty blogger who linked to my site and sent me hatemail and threatened to kick my "redneck Republican ass". In the immortal words of Kos...Screw You!

Sign Thieves, GOP Headquarter Vandalists, and Tire Slashers: Thank you for lighting a fire in the ass of EVERY Republican in this country. Thank you for reminding us what we were up against. Thank you for giving us a reason to stand in line for four hours. Not only was our vote against Kerry, it was also against you.

Liberal Media: You were FINALLY exposed for what you were and it was the bloggers that took you down. You've twisted the truth to make look Bush look bad and your lies finally caught up with you. Your reputation is in tatters and you have no-one to blame but yourselves...and Dan Rather.

This is me dancing. This is me laughing. This is me whooping and waving a big middle finger to all of you. I'm going to enjoy this moment while it's fresh. You've all, in one way or another, contributed to Bush's re-election. Your antics, your stupidity, your hate speeches, and your lies drove MILLIONS to the polls. The entire time I was standing in line to cast my vote, I kept thinking of all the bad names I've been called over the last couple of years just because I'm a Republican...just because I support Bush...just because I support our war on terrorism. I thought about all the bad things being done to Republicans. The little girl who had her sign ripped from her hands. The GOP headquarters across the nation that were vandalized. I heard the voices of the protesters...yelling obsenities and calling Republicans "fascists". I remembered how they burned the flag and spit on it, all because they disagreed with Bush. I thought about the anti-American Canadians/Europeans who belittled us with their words because of our support for the President...and how they looked down their noses at us and called us "evil"...how they expected us to really give a shit who they wanted us to vote for. All of these things were going through my head as I cast my vote.

So you'll just have to fucking excuse me if I'm gloating. You'll just have to fucking excuse me if I'm excited. You'll just have to fucking excuse me if I'm rubbing a little salt in your wounds. It may not be the most mature thing to do, but you wanna know something. It feels fucking awesome. You'll have to excuse me if I pat myself on the back for the hours I spent volunteering for the President, registering people to vote, and trying to get the message out.

I imagine this list will get longer once I settle down and have more time to think about it. And please flame away. NOTHING you say could make me feel bad right now. I promise, it's nothing that I haven't already been called before. *evil grin*

Oh and you bloggers who don't want to gloat on your own site are MORE than welcome to gloat here. Gloat away...gloat away... ;)

Oh and one more thing...after tonight, I'll never mention Kerry's name again. Let me get it all out of my system, okay?