Looking towards the tv, I see my husd watching the crapfest that is "Judge Dredd"...

Me: "Jason...why are you watching that stupid movie?"

Jason: "Because I like it."

Me: "Excuse me? You LIKE it?"

Jason: "Well, I wouldn't be sitting here watching it if I didn't."

Me: "You suck."

I can't be married to some guy who willingly watches "Judge Dredd". I should've listened to my Momma when she told me not to marry Jason. I swear.