Celebrities want us to listen to them. In fact, they're practically begging for us to. Everyone from Hollywood stars to rock-n-roll legends are speaking out against Bush and endorsing Kerry. Their messages are all the same: Bush is evil and we MUST remove him from office...Bush will kill puppies and legalize rape against women. For over a year now, I've thumbed my nose at these "celebrities" and their silly little concerts and home movies. I mean, how am I really supposed to take someone like Ben Affleck serious politically when we all know that he performed oral sex on some nasty Canadian stripper while he was engaged to Jennifer Lopez? *thumbs up* Great endorsement for Kerry dumbnuts!

But there I was, sitting at my computer about 30 minutes ago, when I had an epiphany...an epiphany of EPIC proportions. Maybe we SHOULD care what the celebrities are saying. Maybe we shouldn't be ignoring their message. You see, I think they assume that us "normal" people...us "average" folks, if you will, are just too dumb to see through the evil veil they're trying to pull over our eyes. They assume that we're too "thick" to get it...it being the purpose behind their evil plot for this country.

Now before you all start yelling "Hey! Hey! Kool-Aid!" at me, please allow me to present the startling evidence that I, Gennie Bailey, blogger...digital brown shirt...pajama-wearing political jihadist...has uncovered. I warn you now, this could be very shocking.

That's right...Hollywood wants us to support the Devil and his "little man". The similarities are shocking, no? Just look at the black flames of hell licking in the eyeballs of Kerry/Flagg. Just look at that smug smile of death that Edwards/Thorn have on their pretty little poisonous mouths. Startling evidence, is it not?

Hollywood foretold of the coming of the "Evil Ones" years ago and the "normal people" failed to listen. And now look at the predicament we're in. Millions of uninformed "sheep people" are going to vote for the "Evil Ones" this November because celebrities are telling them to, and there is surely nothing that the rest of us can do except sit back and watch in terror. Oh the horrors...horrors! Tis surely the End of Days my beloved readers. I knew John Edwards was just too sexy to be real.

P.S. This is satire and if you can't laugh at it, I suggest you go buy a sense of humor and move on. Expect to be ridiculed if you're brave enough to take offense in my comments. No, I do not TRULY believe that Kerry and Edwards are the Devil and the Anti-Christ. I just found the physical similarities between Edwards and Kerry to Flagg and Thorn very eerie and had to share them. Ha! The left loves to compare Bush to a chimp, so I think it only fair to turn the tables a bit. Scary when you look at the pictures and read the links and really think about it all though, isn't it?