Real World
- October is almost here and that means new skins for the site. And by request from a few fellow bloggers, I'll be bringing back the ever popular Charlie Brown/Dizzy Ghoul layout from last Halloween. Look for the new skins October 1st.
- School is going better than expected. I have Algebra by the balls this semester. I have a test on Monday which I totally expect to pass. I've been studying my ass off and everything looks good. I took a couple of sample tests last night and averaged a 95 on each one. *crosses fingers*
- I have a two-page essay due Monday for Political Science...and I haven't even started it yet. I'm just like that. I'm not one of those who start a week ahead of time and get their shit together. I'm more of the "wait-until-the-last-minute-and-type-that-bad-boy-up" sorta gal. And I mean come on...it's about the electoral college. How hard is it going to be? Piece of cake.
- I was leaving work this morning when I caught a group of helicopters over the school. I had my cam on hand (of course!), so I snapped a pic. Jason told me later that they were on their way back to Alabama. Apparently, they had evacuated due to the hurricane. Have a safe journey guys! Click here for the picture. Sorry for the poor quality folks. I had it set on low.
- Georgia Tourism is booming baby! Too bad I can't say the same for test scores. Newsflash Georgia parents: you have to take time with your children each day and help them with their homework if you want them to succeed. I spend an average of two hours EVERY weekday with Matthew on his studies and he's smart as a whip. You too can have a smart child, but you have to make the effort and you have to make them make the effort. Easy, eh?
- I've got 3 Gmail invites for those who want them. If you're interested, email me at Nothfnatic-at-hotmail.com with the subject header "GMAIL INVITE". This is a first come, first serve thang, so if you want one, be one of the first three to email me.
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Recipes:
I'm feeling very uninspired this week in the recipe department. I can't think of anything special I want to share, so I guess I'll just have to think of something. *looks around kitchen and spots peanut butter jar* Ew...I hate peanut butter. Nasty junk. I'm sure you guys love it though, so here's some peanut butter recipes. Eeweeew.
- Snoopy's No-Bake Peanut Butter Jars:
1/2 cup margarine -- softened
4 cups graham cereal -- crushed
2 cups powdered sugar
1 1/4 cups peanut butter
1 tablespoon shortening
1 cup milk chocolate chips
In a large bowl mix together peanut butter and margarine; add the powdered sugar a little at a time stirring well after each addition. Fold in cereal. Mix well. With buttered fingers press this mixture into an ungreased 9 x 9 dish. In a saucepan heat shortening over very low heat until melted. Add chocolate chips stirring constantly until melted. Spread chocolate mixture over the peanut butter mixture. Refrigerate at least 1 hour. Let stand 10 minutes before cutting into bars. Refrigerate leftovers. Yield: 2 dozen.
- Chocolate Cherry Balls:
4 tablespoons butter, room temperature
2 cups powdered sugar
24 maraschino cherries, chopped
2/3 cup peanut butter, room temperature
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup shredded coconut
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 (12-ounce) package semisweet chocolate chips
1/4 bar (1-ounce) paraffin wax
In a large bowl, combine butter, powdered sugar, maraschino cherries, peanut butter, walnuts, coconut, and salt; shape into 1-inch balls. In the top of a double boiler over hot water, melt chocolate chips and paraffin wax. Insert a toothpick into each ball; dip into chocolate mixture to coat exterior. Place onto wax paper to set. Use another toothpick to push ball from inserted toothpick. If a hole remains where toothpick was inserted, add a small amount of chocolate coating to cover. Yield: 3 dozen
- Choco-Scotch Clusters:
1 (6-ounce) package semi-sweet chocolate morsels
1 (6-ounce) package butterscotch morsels
2 tablespoons peanut butter
4 cups Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal
Melt chocolate, butterscotch morsels and peanut butter together in top section of a double boiler over hot but not boiling water, or in heavy saucepan over very low heat, stirring constantly until well blended. Remove from heat. Add Rice Krispies; stir until well coated. Drop by level measuring-tablespoon onto waxed paper or buttered baking sheets. Let stand in cool place until firm. Makes about 4 dozen choco-scotch clusters, 1-1/2 inches in diameter. Mixture may be pressed into buttered 9 by 9 by 2-inch square pan. Cut into squares when firm. Yields 3 dozen 1-1/2 by 1-1/2-inch choco-scotch clusters.
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Quotes of the Week:
- "While opinions differ as to whether Miss Kelley's behavior can be explained by syphilis or some other STD, people who went to Harvard -- and Harvard is one of the top universities in the nation -- say her path is consistent with someone in the advanced stages." -- Ann Coulter
- "I know liberals have the paranormal ability to detect racism and sexism, but who knew O'Reilly could read an anchorman's mind just by watching him read the news?" -- Ann Coulter
- "Kerry reminds me of Bill Clinton in some ways. He wants to be President simply because he wants to BE President, just like Clinton. But at least Clinton was in it for his ego AND all the pussy he could get. Kerry wants the prize only for his ego. I can't stand that guy." -- Acidman
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Entertain Me...Or Not:
- Bennifer Reloaded: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have been seen around MY town in the last couple weeks. They've been spotted at Starbucks and Barnes & Nobles to name a couple of places. Let's say I run into them...what do you think I should do? What do you think I should ask them? Should I hiss at Jennifer for the whole Michael Vartan romance? Should I laugh at Ben for the whole J-Ho romance? Should I keep a pack of frozen waffles ready and hurl them at Ben if I see them? Suggestions people...I need them.
- I want to know what the hell's up with Blogrolling. My little kisses aren't showing up for recently updated blogs. I went in and took the image out, put in some ***'s and they STILL won't show up. Damnit! I hate Blogrolling sometimes. Anyone else having similar problems?
- Are you as dumb as Jessica Simpson? Click here and find out.
- I found this site on the SavannahNow Forums. After reading over the police blotters, I've come to the conclusion that Savannah criminals are the stupidest people in the world. *shakes head*
- The LA coroner's office is reporting that Rick James' death was due to a heart attack brought on by at least nine drugs in his system, including crystal meth and cocaine. Okay, show of hands please for those of us who aren't surprised? That was a no-brainer.
- In another example of the movie industry raping my childhood, "The Dukes of Hazzard" is being remade with Seann William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, and Jessica Simpson. *closes eyes and presses fingers to temples* This really has stop you knuckleheads. This is blasphemy in the first degree and I'll have none of it. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke? You...assholes. May the wrath of God rain down upon all of your stupid studio heads. Also, does anyone else think that the master duo of Stiller and Wilson would've made a MUCH better Bo and Duke? My childhood is being eaten away by dumbass singers and no-talent frat boys. Bastards.
- Oh...can't forget this abortion of a remake either!
- The super-cool Rachel, from Bitchalicious, has created an anti-webring group for us female bloggers...and it's called Bitch Club. They're currently looking for new members, but please read over the rules first. Sounds interesting chicky...I'll have to check it out. :)
- Attention military...Maxim Wants You!
Sound Off! Attention, soldiers: Pick up your pen and tell us desk jockeys what life is like behind a sword.Maxim Online, October 2004
If not for American soldiers fighting overseas, Maxim wouldn’t have the freedom to publish the highbrow, earth-shaking content that defines our magazine. So now it’s time for you real American heroes to tell us your stories. We want to hear about anything you life-size G.I. Joes and Janes think may be of interest to us: combat stories, political gripes, food rations, lousy bunkmates, boot camp, entertainment, asshole drill sergeants, interesting characters, and FUBAR missions. Point is, we want to hear what your everyday life in the shit is really like. In a few months we’ll publish a collection of your stories in an issue of Maxim. If you help us out, we’ll be sure to hurl some urine-filled water balloons from the Maxim rooftop straight at Osama’s skunky, bearded face.
Kindly send all letters to: Soldiers’ Letters, Maxim, 1040 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10018 or e-mail to soldierstories@maximmag.com.
Please include your name, age, rank, unit, and deployment. Feel free to send photos and trophies.
- Huh? M'kay. Well thanks for the link in any case. I just love new readers. BTW: I'm afraid that the terrorists fucking win...if Kerry's elected.
- It may mean dragging Jason, kicking and screaming, but damnit...I'm going to this:
Medieval Festival and Beastly FeastLadies and lords and an entire medieval cast will be on hand In September at Oatland Island for a Medieval Festival and Beastly Feast.
Friends of Oatland Island and the area Society for Creative Anachronism are teaming up for this benefit - which will host a day of storytelling, sword fighting, weaving demonstrations, axe throwing, meade-making, and a opportunity to chat it up with SCA members who portray the lords and ladies, knights and queens of the Lowcountry.
The Beastly Feast commences at 6 p.m. featuring venison or vegetarian stew served in bread baskets while medieval entertainers keep your spirits high. Festival hours are 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; admission is $5. The Beastly Feast is limited to 100; tickets are $25 each.
For more information or feast reservations, call (912) 898-3980.
Oh joy...I can FINALLY put that wench costume to good use. ;)
- I spent over two hours oohing and aahing over the pictures at this site. I'm suddenly feeling very homesick. Those pictures are absolutely breathtaking. I spent many summers at our place in Pipestem, so the pictures bring back a lot of memories for me. Oh West Virginia...how I miss thee. *sad*
- What a psycho!
Waitress Arrested for Ordering Hit on Patrons WESTMINSTER, Calif. — A waitress has been accused of ordering the killings of two customers who allegedly made rude remarks and tried to grab her as she served drinks at a Vietnamese nightclub, authorities said.Ngan Thi Bich Vo, 20, was arrested Tuesday as she allegedly prepared to flee to Vietnam, police said. The woman's boyfriend, wanted for questioning about the Aug. 16 killings, may have left the country.
Vo was among three people named in a murder complaint stemming from the fatal shootings of Tri Thanh Phan, 38, and Kurt Martinsen, 29, at a Garden Grove nightclub. The men reportedly bought Vo a rose as a gesture of apology shortly before they were gunned down.
According to Garden Grove Police Lt. Mike Handfield, Vo called her boyfriend, who was at another nightclub, and told him she felt two customers had insulted her by tugging on her skirt and trying to flirt with her.
"She was highly upset, and that may have been the anger that caused this," Handfield said. "She called and facilitated the murders. There is evidence that suggested that she took part in a message to 'take care of business.'"
A gunman walked into the crowded restaurant, strode past four tables, opened fire and then fled into a getaway car. Two men allegedly in the getaway car were arrested.
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Memes:
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You're Bettie Page!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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1. Do you think that the RIAA is right in trying to stop the downloading of music for free?
The RIAA is full of shit. The only reason people download free music is because the fuckers make us pay $15.00 for a cd. A CD! Lower the price bitches and music downloading will stop.
2. What are your thoughts on pirating (music and/or software)?
Whatever.
3. If a person is caught pirating (music and/or software) what do you think the punishment (if any) should be?
I think a fine is sufficient. But shouldn't I be allowed to sue if the cd I pay $15 sucks to holy hell and back? I think we (consumers) should start doing that. Bitches.
- Pointless:: Task
- Sadistic :: Fucker
- Bunny :: Playboy
- Betrayal :: Adultery
- Oliver :: Milburn *faints*
- Star Wars :: Han Solo
- Let it ride :: playa!
- Ray of light :: Madonna
- Tight :: Ass
- Gadget :: Go Go!
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Politics:
- The John Kerry Campaign Video: Riveting...Moving...Inspiring...*coughs*
- Ratherbiased has a collection of Rathergate-inspired cartoons up that I think you'll find entertaining. (Hat-tip to Allah)
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Three-year-old Sophia Parlock cries while seated on the shoulders of her father, Phil Parlock, after having their Bush-Cheney sign torn up by Kerry-Edwards supporters on Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004, at the Tri-State Airport in Huntington, W.Va. Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards (news - web sites) made a brief stop at the airport as he concluded his two-day bus tour to locations in West Virginia and Ohio. (AP Photo/Randy Snyder)
Yep, it takes a real man to tear a sign from a little girl's hands and watch her cry in fear. Assholes. The IUPAT released this statement following the attack. And yes, I'm calling it a fucking attack. And as usual, here's the DU response. Nevermind that you see them parading their children around at protests and rallies. But I guess it's okay to assault a poor little girl when her Daddy's a Conservative, but God forbid it happen someone from the left. How about this: how about nobody beat anyone up. That sound good? How about not making little girls cry just for the fun of it. How about this is America and that guy has JUST as much right to be there as you. The left really has no room to talk because they do it all the time. Hecklers show up at every Bush rally. You're all...
Kudos to the following bloggers for posting this story: Wizg, Oh Really, Allah, and Memento Moron. Oh and btw, I can tell you all right now, with the UTMOST certainty, that if anyone were to EVER lay their hands on my kid, someone would be eating my fucking shoe. That father has more restraint than I do, because someone would get their ass whipped. I, for one, wouldn't take my kid to something like this, but that doesn't mean that people should go around becoming violent with children around either. For fuck's sake, use some common sense people. It doesn't matter who the father was there supporting, NO-ONE had a right to do that to that child. I hope that little asshole on the left gets his ass whipped for this.
- Has anyone else seen GoogleRace.com: Election Web Trends? It's uh...interesting I suppose. The top searches page is pretty stupid, but I did find this search slightly amusing though. Go Al!
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Jokes:
I promise...no political jokes this week.
- HOUSE SEX- When you are newly married and have sex all over the housein every room.
BEDROOMSEX- After you have been married for awhile ,you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALLSEX- After you been married for many many years you just pass each other in the hall and "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX- when your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of mant people for every penny you got.
*Why is Acidman popping into my head????*
- What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
- Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
- How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
- What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Okay, one more and I'm done...
- Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
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Top 5 Blog Posts of the Week:
5. Gut Rumbles: A Challenge
4. Midwest Pundits: The memo Dan Rather won't share with us...
3. The Fat Guy: Infuriating & Embarassing
2. Aaron's Rantblog: John Kerry in Detroit
1. Blogs for Bush: Forged Memos Get Closer to Kerry Campaign
Special Mentions:
These are posts that didn't quite make it on the top list, but they were too good not to link to. :)
- Anything but Ordinary: We Off The Heezy Fo' Sheezy
- blogoSFERICS: Nice *READ THIS!!!*
- Jaboobie: Teresa Heinz Kerry
- Wizg: Bestseller?
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Friday Music:
No real theme this week. I just opened up my music folder and selected three that I thought you guys would like. Hope you like them, but if you don't you can...
Hehe...I love my smilies.
You know the rules:
- DO NOT STREAM!
- Right Click/Save Target As.
- Files will stay up for 24 hours and then they're gone forever. Please delete these from your computer. Don't want the music nazis after you do ya?
- If you like the music, purchase the cds! Keep the music flowing people.
- A bloody "thank you" would be nice.
Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Sarah McLachlan - World on Fire / Purchase
I bought this cd when it was released and it's remained in my cd player since. This is one of my favorite tracks. Sarah is such a goddess. *bows*
Ciara & Petey Pablo - Goodies / Purchase
<-----My Goodies
Don Williams - Living on Tulsa Time / Purchase
Dude, Don Williams is one of my favorite artists ever. I was raised on his music. I heard this on the radio Saturday night and had to include it.
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Et Finalement:
Depending on your location, get out and enjoy the nice, cool weather. I plan on sleeping late in the morning, then getting up and working on my essay full-on. I hope you all have a safe weekend. Be good and don't do anything I wouldn't do. ;)
xoxox