What's up with all this sunshine and bird-chirping? I see children playing and girls suntanning on their front lawns. *groans* Bed...oh sweet bed. How I long to lay my body down in thee and stretch out on your watery goodness. Oh bed, I was snatched from thee way too early, but I shall return.

*deep sigh*

I only have one contact in. It's not that I'm lazy or anything, it's just that well...I'm not really awake yet. Jen's trying her best though. She's in chat with me at the moment, keeping me from passing out on the keyboard and all. I need coffee. You! You go get me some right now. And while you're at it, get me a donut. No wait...no donuts! Good Lord, no donuts. I have this terrible Krispy Kreme donut story to tell you, but I'm going to do it in my next post, which will be an audio post (which will be up at 9am). That's right, I'm going to keep you waiting. I have other business to attend to right now. For instance, my other eye is screaming for it's contact lense. I resemble a pirate right now: one eye closed, the other cocked up weird.

See you in 30!

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